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The billgates STORY

Bill gates watching his class mate playing with the school typewriter made him so crazy about keypads. (his friend never gave him a chance to play with it anyway)

So instead playing with it bill found out that the telephone in the school also can be used to flirt with girls and also it had a little key pad. (anyway bill got sacked from school for misusing school property)

But as he couldn’t tell his parents he got sacked from the school he borrowed a gown from a costume shop and pretended that he got graduated. (notice that he doesn’t have a black hat)

Bill was later arrested for the crime of pretending to be a graduate while not wearing the full suit. (note: he even tried to disguise himself by wearing spectacles)

This pic was taken when he was at the prison, u can see that he is fully nuts by the drawings he has made in the background. (The prison doctor is visible on the left)

The prison clan with bill gates in the bottom left, who earned the name window viens after trying to esc from prison windows.

After bill was finally released from prison he said bye bye to books and started a CD stall.

It was later found that bill was addicted to blue screens when he was found lying around blue screens sleeplessly.

Bill earned nearly 100 billion of gross income from his cd stall, which sell blue screen cds worldwide.(handing out the first cds to a customer)

In the near future bill is expected to sell colorful screen cd’s as buyers around the globe are getting bored of the blue screen nowadays. (even at the prelaunch party the blue screen is still visible in the background)